JOKES

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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.



Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”;



In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels.”;



On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels



At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

You've come to the right place.”;



On a Plumber's truck :

"We repair what your husband fixed.”;



On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;



At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout.”;



On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts.”;



In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;



On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push.”;



At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;



Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;



In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”;



At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;



In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;



In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”;



At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills.”;



In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.”;



And the best one for last…;

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[Pinky]

Excellent.

[Bill Bentley]

l'll second that !