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Interesting if true Over 80 years ago, in Greece, sixty thousand Jews lived peacefully in Thessaloniki. It was a valued and vibrant community. Most of these Jews worked in the port. So much so that the port of Thessaloniki was even closed on Saturday, Shabbat. Great emeritus rabbis also lived and st...

Got this from a friend. All of the following will become reality in the next 10-20 years. Many of us won't see the changes; but our kids and grandkids probably will. 1- Basic auto repair shops will disappear. Read on to know why. 2- A gas/diesel engine has 20,000 individual parts. An electrical moto...

As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery. I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes...

> > First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class > with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with > the body covered in a white sheet. The professor startled the class by > telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two import...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shoppi...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or h...

orporate Lessons - Enjoy! Much wisdom follows Corporate Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Be...

Laws of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner Peace knowing that a shittier one is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: ...

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Weak attempts, but one or two might provide a bit of needed comic relief. * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. > > > * I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m crack...