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by bodge
Thu May 21, 2020 2:45 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: jokes
Replies: 6
Views: 1349

Re: jokes

> > First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class > with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with > the body covered in a white sheet. The professor startled the class by > telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important q...
by bodge
Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: jokes
Replies: 6
Views: 1349

Re: jokes

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $...
by bodge
Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: jokes
Replies: 6
Views: 1349

Re: jokes

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the...
by bodge
Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: jokes
Replies: 6
Views: 1349

jokes

orporate Lessons - Enjoy! Much wisdom follows Corporate Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Be...
by bodge
Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:52 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: laws of golf
Replies: 1
Views: 632

laws of golf

Laws of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner Peace knowing that a shittier one is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: ...
by bodge
Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:12 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Never did time in the Guardroom!
Replies: 12
Views: 2349

Re: Never did time in the Guardroom!

Very pleasing to see the site in use again.
Keep the stories coming please.
Bodge
Keep save.
by bodge
Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Relief humor
Replies: 5
Views: 1221

Relief humor

Weak attempts, but one or two might provide a bit of needed comic relief. * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. > > > * I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m crack...
by bodge
Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:18 am
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: Fate
Replies: 7
Views: 1599

Re: Fate

Yes Mick with the stoppage you recocked then fired and if it did not then fire you again recocked and lifted the cover a little to see if the round had bee struck if it had you slammed it shut real quick. In my case it went off as I lifted the cover bang. The next I remember as they lifted me out of...
by bodge
Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:14 am
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: Fate
Replies: 7
Views: 1599

Re: Fate

Hi Bill The besa was the machine gun on the Comet when there was a stoppage you had to lift the cover a little to see if the cartilage had been hit If it had you slam it down quick. I did not have time and the full percussion cap hit me between the eyes and entered my head about 1 inch I was am very...
by bodge
Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:57 am
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: Fate
Replies: 7
Views: 1599

Fate

My 1952 intake was all due to join the 10TH Hussars luckily I got out of step on the pass out parade and was back squaded therefore I was allowed to become a member of THE REGIMENT .Which means I made many friends and have lots of memories and exigencies but just 2 poor ones 1 my accident with the B...